Winners never quit, and Weiners never win.

This just in.  Weiner has resigned among his sex, or should we say sexting, scandal.  It didn't seem like what he was doing was gravely wrong -- even lying about it was SOMEwhat forgivable.  But the reason he ended up on the short end of the proverbial wiener is because as a trusted politician here the conservative United States, he must adhere to MANY social norms.  He didn't achieve this goal.  To hold the position that he did, he should have played things cool and stayed true to his goals, but he couldn't, he didn't.  He let his indulgences get the best of him.   Good luck to you Mr. Weiner in your next endeavor.  I will put this behind me now...  Hopefully you will too Sir.