Succinct Welcomes its newest Journalist!

We here at succinct welcome Mr. Roxman to the research team.  He says that Iran is sending out its first space mission into space, out into orbit.  Not a big deal to us, but to the Iranians, it's huge ---  they are even sending a monkey to space to explore.

Can you imagine the headlines now??!!!

Iranian Monkey Discovers Moon!


It's pretty pathetic, yes, but believe it or not, that's what shi*'s comin too.  lol    What happened to the U.S. shuttle system?  It's time to speak with Matt Cannella about it, my cousin who has worked with NASA for a few years now.  Let's see how psychologically and scientifically advanced the experts are at the United States' key agency for space exploration.